Challenge down!

2 challenges down and no time to update! Eaten my faggots and gone skinny dipping (the pics being the before and after photos, the inbetween is not particually suitable for the internet!). Hope you had an amazing bday Sarah!! xx

Home Sweet Home...?

Well it's lovely to be back in God's own county will all the frank Yorkshire folk....

So far I have been asked 'ave yer still not got a job yet or you still skiving off round the world?' Apparently higher education wont get me anywhere like a good day's hard graft will. I'll just pass on that chance of a handsomely paid managerial job for a quick foray down a mine and head back to the bakery then!

On top of this, my Mum's friends seem to be increasingly concerned that there is no man on the scene, potentially worrying my Mum too following those false lesbian rumours. Thanks folks! Apparently one lady's daughters both met their husbands in Bangor and have been happily married ever since. She's keeping her hat just in case there's the sound of wedding bells. Pretty sure it's going to be vintage by then ;)

My Gran also seems to think I need to marry an older guy to deal with my maturity (yes, she's talking about me. An older guy that likes Heffs then?). And all the rest of my Mum's friends keep reminding me how they were married in their early 20s and had kids at 25 allowing them to retire early. Lovely!

Ahh, I still have a few more years yet. I'll add it to the list of things to do yeah? Somewhere between Korea, Leeds, Martinique, France and Bangor. Champion :)

Until next time,

EmJ x

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

The picture says it all...

Thanks guys for a m̶e̶m̶o̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ amazing send off. Challenge no. 3 complete. Once and never again! I'm sorry I can't write more but I appear to have suffered a mild case of amnesia between the bar and getting home... haha.

Good job the OTC isn't a drinking club!
EmJ x